3rd Place!
Ruthie: Please sit down Alex!
Alex: But Ruthie-
Ruthie: MISS RUTHIE!!!
Alex: Ok, but Miss Ruthie, this is homeschooling- hey wait a second, WHY AM I CALLING YOU MISS RUTHIE WHEN YOUR HOMESCHOOLING ME?!
Ruthie: SIMMER DOWN ALEX!!!
Alex: YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO SIM-
Ruthie: Alex just shut up! Good Morning class! I am your teacher Miss Ruthie.
Alex: What the-
Ruthie: We will start off with math.
Alex: MATH?! I HATE MATH!!! RUTHIE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I'M DOING MATH!!! I'M GOING TO KKIILLLL YOU!!!
Ruthie: *sounding nervous* Actually, um, I mean uh-
Alex: YOU MEAN CLASS DISMISSED?
Ruthie: Um, yes of course! Gotta go!!!
Alex: Muhahahaha, and I stole her cellphone when she wasn't looking!
By Dollygirl!
2nd Place!
Ruthie-come in class!
Alex-Ruthie,you are not a teacher!Ruthie-oh yes I am!
Alex-then tell me what eight times eight is
Ruthie-...............uh............48?
Alex-no it is 64! By the way why are you sitting in my seat! You are suppose to stand up
Ruthie-I am sitting on this seat because I am the Queen of this room!
Alex-When is this home school session going to end!
Ruthie-Let me check. Oh. It ends...........Now?
Alex-Yay! Finally it is over!
Ruthie-Don't forget to bring in your fifty dollars Tommrow
Alex-For what?
Ruthie-To pay your lovely, wonderful, amazing teacher!
Alex-Oh Ruthie.................................
By Bailey!
And 1st Place!
Ruthie- Okay Alex, here is today's math equation.
Alex- There isn't anything on the board.
Ruthie- Yes there is! It's just written in invisible ink.
Alex- Then how am I supposed to answere it if I can't even see it!
Ruthie- Oh...I guess I didn't think this through. Maybe I'm not supposed to be a teacher. OH WELL! How do you think I would look in a cheff hat?
Alex-Do you even know how to cook?
Ruthie- No....
Alex- There isn't anything on the board.
Ruthie- Yes there is! It's just written in invisible ink.
Alex- Then how am I supposed to answere it if I can't even see it!
Ruthie- Oh...I guess I didn't think this through. Maybe I'm not supposed to be a teacher. OH WELL! How do you think I would look in a cheff hat?
Alex-Do you even know how to cook?
Ruthie- No....
By JORDY!
Congrats! Here's the new one!
What are Mary and Ruthie saying?
Oh, and here's Madro's giveaway prize that I keep forgetting to post!
Thanks!
Oh, and did you know Caroline started a blog behind my back!?!? Grrrr...
Nina:)
Thank you so much Nina!
ReplyDeleteMary- Hey Ruthie, do you-
ReplyDeleteRuthie- Don't even think about it
Mary- But-
Ruthie- No!
Mary- Ruthie, Julie has a car, why can't we?
Ruthie- Okay maybe one quick ride. But let's hurry!
Did you like your present?
ReplyDeleteOf course! Post coming soon...
ReplyDeleteJordy, that's so funny!